[Ring ring ring]
Hey Haglund, it’s Warner!
No kidding?! Warner, how the heck are you?!
Good, real good. I need to get back on TV. Imus is driving me crazy. Say, I got a call from these people at ABT. They want me to host the Gala. Come o-o-on. Gimme a break!
Warner, listen to me. I don’t know if that’s something you should do. Last fall they had these two has-been models waddling around up on the stage. It wasn’t pretty. You’ve got your reputation to think about. I saw your new Honda commercial last week. You look good, man, real good. You can still deliver the line, man. Still better than Costas.
Always will be and I don’t need a gallon of Botox in my face to look pretty either. Nosiree. Hey, did you hear, Yogi didn’t renew his subscription.
What??!! Warner, are you kidding me?!
Nope. He said if there wasn’t going to be a Giselle, then the season wasn’t official. He’s plays as rough as ever.
Wow. I can hardly believe it. But anyway, Warner, I think you should think hard about that ABT offer. It’s not a good fit, man. They can get somebody else who has less to risk than you.
Yeah, they can get C.C. Put C.C. in a 2-2. You can turn off your sets there. Game over.
You’re wicked, Warner, really wicked. See ya at the bar on May 17th.