. . . and the French think they have trouble with Men's Tennis! Ha!
Benjamin Millepied has been announced as the incoming director of the Paris Opera Ballet. If he can innovate while retaining the astronomically high standards of French classical artistry that were on display when the company visited New York last summer, then more power to him. But if he sacrifices any of the quality of the core artistic product along the way on his chosen path to being different and interesting, he will be, how you say, French Toast - of the breakfast variety.
But oh, wow, Ben and Natalie will certainly glam things up while they are there. And that's worth something.