There's only ONE investigator who can scurry along the bottom of the smelly nest in this ugly, hissing Black Swan controversy to bring the truth to light. But in an exclusive interview with Haglund today or yesterday – it's all a little vague – Mr. Shame On You! said that Fox would not chase after any swans - it would just look bad.
So it has been left to the ABC News program 20/20 to grill the swans over the coals and cook this story until it's done so that we can finally swallow it, eliminate it, and flush it down the john for good. It looks like the final word could go to Sarah Lane, who, by the way, has a gorgeous new head shot on ABT's website. She will appear tomorrow night, Friday, on ABC's 20/20 at 10 p.m. Eastern. But if you can't stay up for it, go here for a glimpse of the interview of Sarah Lane by Elizabeth Vargas.
Give it up, Benjamin. There are a lot of boos building up against you.