The Movement is building.
The Mayerling Movement.
We've waited long enough.
Haglund has been crying out for a home team production of Kenneth MacMillan's Mayerling for some time. And now The Movement has crossed over into the next borough where Swan Lake Samba Girl has raised her voice and joined The Call.
If we wish for it, it will come.
We must prepare.
We shall dispatch our Marcelo Gomes, David Hallberg, Isaac Stappas, and our own Edward Watson: Eric Tamm, to Greece to learn the fine art of using guns and human skulls as sex toys from the great Irek Mukhamedov, perhaps the most frightening and disturbed and sexually-magnetic Rudolf ever to walk our planet - and now the director of the Greek National Opera Ballet. And we must commence our search for the perfect Mary Vetsera of the Viviana Durante mold.
Yes, we must prepare. Because if we wish for it, it will come. And when it comes, well, yes, we will have asked for it.