Sunday rambling

As he was saying, Haglund would have gone to the NYCB Sunday matinee had it not been for the most awful, upsetting experience at Petco - where the pets go.  The store has been sprucing up over the past couple of months and this weekend decided to have a little grand opening to celebrate the makeover.  It was like a zoo there, no kidding. 

Haglund was politely pushing his way up the aisle to the cat food when all of a sudden there was this loud commotion.  One of the animals had gotten loose.  Yes, loose!  Upon hearing all of the screeching, Haglund turned around and saw this wild animal racing straight at him.  Oh, the horror.  He tried to duck into the side aisle, but the animal came after him, cornering him by the cans of minced turkey and tuna and then – almost unbelievably – snatched the Newsweek Magazine right out of Haglund's hand and began reading it!  Haglund was shivering in the boots that he wasn't wearing - he was that scared.  But he wasn't too scared to be thinking clearly enough to know that he had to get the evidence needed to put this animal away.  So he flipped out his cell phone camera and shot what needed to be shot and turned and ran.  This monster must be caught and brought to justice!

Comments

[michael]

oh no! hmm seems to me like a case for assault and battery! also possibly criminal assault in the 5th degree? haha, i do remember something from kaplan pmbr!

[Haglund's Heel]

Then, there is the crime of being too blue and furry.